I came by email today from an American friend and I could not translate them and put them here, some leave them in the original English language because they are word games that can not be translated into English.
TEACHER: Maria, tell me where on the map is South America
MARIA: It's here.
TEACHER: Very good! Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it Without using tables.
TEACHER: Paul, as you pronounce "crocodile"?
PAUL CROCO
TEACHER: No, you were wrong.
PAUL: Maybe I'm wrong, but you asked me how I pronounced it.
TEACHER: Donald, What is the chemical formula for water? DONALD
: HIJKLMN O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Susan, tell me something important that today we have that did not exist ten years ago.
SUSANA: Yo!
TEACHER: Paul, because you always mess up so much?
PAUL: Well ... I'm closer to the ground than you.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence Starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is ...
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down the cherry tree of his father, but also admitted it. Luis, tell me, you know why his father did not punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
TEACHER: Silvia, tell me the truth, do you make your prayers before dinner?
SILVIA: No Miss, no I have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Claudio, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly like your sister!, "The copy? CLAUDIO
: No ma'am, is just the same dog.
TEACHER: Cindy, as they call a person who keeps talking even when the others are not interested? CYNTHIA
: A Teacher.
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Atte. Juan José
