Monday, October 1, 2007

Shiny Stone Heartgold



I came by email today from an American friend and I could not translate them and put them here, some leave them in the original English language because they are word games that can not be translated into English.

TEACHER: Maria, tell me where on the map is South America
MARIA: It's here.
TEACHER: Very good! Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it Without using tables.

TEACHER: Paul, as you pronounce "crocodile"?
PAUL CROCO
TEACHER: No, you were wrong.
PAUL: Maybe I'm wrong, but you asked me how I pronounced it.

TEACHER: Donald, What is the chemical formula for water? DONALD
: HIJKLMN O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Susan, tell me something important that today we have that did not exist ten years ago.
SUSANA: Yo!

TEACHER: Paul, because you always mess up so much?
PAUL: Well ... I'm closer to the ground than you.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence Starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is ...
TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right ... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down the cherry tree of his father, but also admitted it. Luis, tell me, you know why his father did not punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

TEACHER: Silvia, tell me the truth, do you make your prayers before dinner?
SILVIA: No Miss, no I have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Claudio, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly like your sister!, "The copy? CLAUDIO
: No ma'am, is just the same dog.

TEACHER: Cindy, as they call a person who keeps talking even when the others are not interested? CYNTHIA
: A Teacher.


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Atte. Juan José

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Unprotected Home Cameras

The online calculator for Google Part 1 / 2

Google has a function in its search box are little known yet very useful. It gives me like one of the best ideas he had, after GMail.
Google What is Calc?
is Google's online calculator lets you perform mathematical operations of all kinds, such as addition, multiplication, data conversion (inches to feet, dollars to euros), and many more things!
And how should I do?
You just need to write what you want to calculate the google search box:



For example, try typing 1 + 1 and looking, you'll see the result immediately:



What I can do?
Lots of things! we'll see the most common.

common arithmetic operators:
+, -, /, *
Examples: 1 +1, 1-1, 10 / 2, 2 * 2

Percentages: % of, Percent of
Example: 15% of 100, 15 Percent of 100
Rest of division: mod,%
Example: 10 mod 2, 10% 2

Raise to a power: ^ **
Example: 2 ^ 2, 2 ** 2

Square root: th root of, of square root, cube Rooth of
Example: 2th root of 100, square root of 4, cube root of 81

Reciprocal : Reciprocal of
Example: Reciprocal of 7. (Returns the value of 1 / 7)

Trigonometric and inverse trigonometric functions:
without : Breast
cos: cosine
as : tangent
sec: secant
csc: cosecant
cot: cotangent
arcsin, arccos
arcsine : cosine
arctan: atan
arcsec : inverse secant
arccsc : inverse cosecant
arcctn : artocotantgente
Example: sin (pi) returns 0

Hyperbolic Functions:
sinh, cosh, tanh, csch , arsinh, arccsch

logarithms: ln
: logarithm base 10 log
: lg
log: logarithm base 2
exp: exponential
!: factorial


I encourage you to test the true power of the calculator, the next installment we are going to see something very interesting (but very much eh!).

Friday, August 17, 2007

Head In Different Hairstyles

As coloring automatically cells in


How often happened that you wanted to color a cell in excel in color depending on whether it had more than one value and another color if you had another value?
Ever wanted to know immediately if a value is good or bad to only update a spreadsheet?

This trick of Microsoft Excel is your solution!

To color a cell based on its value and give it any color you want, and this update automatically, just follow these steps:

1) need to have an excel spreadsheet, you can be the complication like, for this example take a very simple:



2) Secondly you have to select the cells that are going to implement the automatic coloring, if you have a template to grow indefinitely, you can choose to select all column. For this example select the entire column.


column finite selection


Select the entire column

3) Then you have to go to the menu F ormat -> For m ato Conditional



4) will open a new window that will allow you two options, " Cell Value" or " Formula"
cell value allows you to select a range of values \u200b\u200bfrom which will be a cell, but in case you want to have a condition that depends on other cells, for example, the difference between two cells, it is good to have on hand the ability to add formulas of complexity we want:




5) Take the case of a formula, we use the formula IF is a conditional, the format is super simple: = IF (condition, return value ok, ok no return value)
Where condition is an equation, for example say that if cell B1 is greater than five (5), then returns TRUE, it returns FALSE.

The equation is as follows:
= IF (B1> 5, TRUE, FALSE)



As can work something? is simple, putting B1, which in the example case is the first cell selected, Excel automatically changes the function for each cell, such as B7 cell will have an equation:
= IF (B7> 5; TRUE , FALSE)

If you had selected only cells with values:


would have seen a different behavior as you to place:


Putting B1



As you can see, there are values \u200b\u200bless than five (5) marked!, This is because if you put your selection B1 begins at B2, B2 will have the formula:

= IF (B1> 5, TRUE, FALSE)
and B7 have the formula:
= IF (B8> 5; TRUE , FALSE)

Do you understand?

6) Finally, 'll be able to add up to three different conditions for three colors and different formulas, in this example, if the value of B is between 5 and 10, it turns yellow, if greater than 10, green.



Notice how the formula changes that do not step up to the bottom (because 10 is greater than 5 and meets the first formula ever)

The bottom line is this:




" And if I apply the column format for all the road as I do?
Simple! Excel takes the names of cells with a symbol "$" before them as immutable, that is, if you got the role
= IF ($ B $ 8> 5, TRUE, FALSE)
All selected sheets will use the same value, therefore, if you want to mark the return of the whole line such as yellow if B is greater than 5, you have to:

a) Select the entire book b) The formula write
= IF ($ B1> 5, TRUE, FALSE)
$ B With what you say is "always looking at column B to values, not using neither A nor any other, no matter which column you are)

Any question the answer from the comments!

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Free Sample Letter Volunteer Hours

excel Violence and video games

was talk and talk a lot about the violence generated by video games, how to kill and kill children generates more desensitized and that the devil is in the console (or the compu)
The best demonstration that this is not true can give the same Department of Justice United States, with a statistic of violent crime victims through the years (till late 2005)
The page in question does not show the graphic, but if you get the numbers, I, like any good blogger, I compared these values \u200b\u200bin OOCalc and got the same graph.
Pensa now if we really want to believe the alarmists always ... Mind you, this does not mean that video games have nothing to do with violence, only not nearly are the main driver of the crimes as you want to see.
Links:

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Men Who Like Breastfeeding

The perfect man and perfect woman

After many days out of date (labor and the power to hinder me quite) a while back to show you this joke I read and I thought very good!

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Once, in a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One Christmas Eve, the perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Ford Falcon) on the right path, when they noticed that someone needed roadside assistance. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There was Santa Claus with a big bag of toys. As they did not want this Christmas no child will be disappointed, the perfect match up to Santa and his toys into their vehicle and in no time and were delivering toys.

Unfortunately, weather conditions made the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Sobrvivió only one of them.

Who was the survivor? (See below for the answer)























who survived was the perfect woman. She is the one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows that Santa Claus does not exist and there is no such thing as the perfect man.

Women, stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

Men continue reading.
























Then, if there is no perfect man or Father Christmas, that means that the perfect woman had to be driving. This explains why there was an accident.

By the way, if you're a woman reading this, just to illustrate another point: Women never listen.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Numero De Licence Virtual Plastic Surgery

Azuaje

That day we decided to find a people who, like many others, were abandoned due to the construction of a dam whose waters engulf some or all of the houses. This is the abandoned village of Loriguilla, a name which also acquired the reservoir causing your ab andon.

We reached the road that leads to the village and what the poster called "siphon Turia." Little did we know what it could be that the siphon, but while enjoying the view that the Turia river ravine offered us, a huge pipe that crossed the road diverted our attention. The road passed under and narrowed even more. Turia was siphon.


few meters ahead is the village but until you spend the last corner will not see it. Two magnificent buildings (the church and schools) tell us that we have reached a population that once had to be large.


In schools still retain the clay tiles in which different groups of drawings show the various rooms in which was divided. We can also see the stairs leading upstairs nonexistent today.





Some pictures of the inside of the schools were


The church is adjacent to schools. It is a beautiful building with a dome that crowns the altar and a tower (of course without hood). The interior still retains the altar and the columns and the font of holy water. All this we can see from an awkward little barred window of a door that keeps out the inside, keeping the church more safe from vandals and the good of our own security, protecting us from a detachment that might result.

In this situation, we are struck by feelings, on one hand we are excited to keep these places (although there should be more monitoring of hygiene and do not forget on the ground, for example, remains of insulation used) and another the following questions befall me why that use a black iron gate with said window of 20x30 instead of just a few bars with some good taste, which would look better inside?. The church has been repainted in original colors basis, whether or not the most attractive it for my taste.




Some images from inside the church




Walking between houses in ruins (some facade still remains intact, a symbol of strength) as it would be once a street, look damming the waters below and the remaining remnants of their feast without swallowing.







enjoyed a little more the tranquility of the landscape and we're thinking that surely return in the future for a swim in a safe place to save in her womb thousands of stories yet to be discovered


Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Boss Metalcore Schematic



This is without doubt one of the best preserved deserted beaches we have in English territory.
And yes, I say it in English territory, but not in the peninsula, but on the island of Gran Canaria. There, lost in a ravine in the middle of a curve on a country road, lies the resort of Azuaje, surrounded by a frame unique, full of greenery, freshness, and above all .... peace and tranquility, this is the environment surrounding these old facilities ....

Just the sound of motor vehicle sound casual visitors, and of course ... their voices, breaking the serenity and tranquility of places like this .....

This is the next entry I'm outlining, I hope that is your taste ...

De Spa & P. \u200b\u200b..

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Finding a job - Part Two CCD

Continued Part .

You have to ask yourself several issues when you are looking for work to begin, you have to know what queres laburar, and how much are you willing to give up to pay the dues. Think

in most races, you got one year che-chick, usually without pay, but not being able to usury.

If it worked one time (Call it a year) you got things a little easier, first you should know minimally when a place is a shit and if not, anyway we will see all these issues.

to get work must pass through three stages:


The CV we have seen in other input so now let's talk about the interviews.

Basic Tips to manage in an interview
The basic advice to handle a good interview is more, we'll see some of them and the rest going to have to learn them by logic or by trial and error,

First're good to go well dressed is not always necessary to go in a suit, but give a good image is always important.
The interview is a game of seduction, too much momentum, and you're out, very little appetite, and you're out.

  • The attack is the best defense, when you greet your interviewer you've followed his cubicle and have been sitting (about which she sits before you, if you can), do not stand looking at her waiting for her begins, this basic rule is applied to the faculty, if we start you speak before anyone else, do not give time to find flaws in your argument proving safety (and therefore knowledge and abilities) in addition to being a successful person. Tene in mind though that if you ask a question is not about to ignore it, nor is it good to talk over your interviewer.
  • willingness to demonstrate, try not to cross your arms while you talk or hear, according to psychologists, is to sit back up the guard to be defensive. So show that you're open and honest and you do not have anything to hide in the best way, cross hands and Put it on the table.
  •  To demonstrate proactivity and enthusiasm lean slightly forward and , not much, because if you lean too seem that these desperate .
  • To demonstrate safety in yourself, lean slightly back, not too much, because if you lean too seems you do not care much for the job or the conversation and you're putting away .
  • He demonstrates kindness, smile, not too much, but you will seem dishonest, but every now and give them a smile to your interlocutor
  • security Mostra looking into the eyes, eye, do not go, if you look too much into the eyes of a person the inhibís and that's not good in an interview, but if you give frequent glances in the eyes when you're talking about, and if not look in the eye is not looking at the walls too. The idea is to try to leave the eyes stand about your interlocutor's face, and stare when you feel like saying something emphatically. Show interest
  •  nodding, if you stand still and looking beautiful you look like a puppy, but you will not show signs of understanding, but that you are not following the conversion to full, nodded from time to time, not too (but you will look like a rocker).


That (and how) to speak in the interview
It goes without saying that what you say during the interview must be involved, inevitably, to the position for which you were called, no sense talking about what a good leader you can become if you are entering into a management position and you got only 2 years of experience.

is very important to hold this last advice, talk about what you do not reach a high technical level shows more things than you can imagine. Thought that usually the first interview you will have almost certainly someone from human resources, HR people usually is two things: psychologist resigned total ignorant of the technical requirements of the job.

Having an interview with a low technical level has several advantages, including a them is that the HR person will understand you better. The second advantage is that demonstrate good knowledge of the subject, is well known that only someone who understands what he's talking can discuss this issue with someone without knowledge.

When you talk about your previous experience (if you got any), do not start from the beginning, but began describing what you do now (or the last thing you did), and when finished check with your pair if you would like currents all your online experience, very often your CV and will have covered most of your previous work.

Other interesting points to play in an interview
Another point to consider in some races is the extra-curricular activities (hobbies), having hobbies is good be bartender, collecting stamps, go running every Saturday are all hobbies and all are useful. The obvious reason behind the benefit of these activities is to show that 're a person who has a life, that can be managed socially.

Teamwork Teamwork
is usually fundamental , a person who does not communicate well with peers, who can not ask, do not know how to work side by side, who can not share ideas or accept suggestions, does not serve a business. Tene that in mind when describing your failures, is not always better to be honest. Defects

Hide
defects is silly, first, the interviewer has much more experience than you in this game, you will realize your shortcomings immediately, unless you present your faults on your own (in which case is likely to be left alone with those). The advantage of your flaws that you yourself is that you can choose which mean, I usually use defects that have a positive charge. For example: I'm anxious (ie, a disaster for passive tasks) but this helps me to investigate more and learn more things (that is, I am very proactive and quick learner.) This way your interviewer will have not only your negative points but also the extra positive points that come with them.


Final Words Do not panic, you will have many opportunities for interviews, feel comfortable, makes the odd joke (which is good, please, and not a salon), MoveTo as describe, without be anxious (to go back and forth or shake the leg is not good either), and talk all you know, do not hide all your flaws and not be completely open, but not false.

S i you had an interview and you want to talk about it, or if you have a question, the comments are open.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Conjestiveheartfailer

resort of Spa and baths Caldeliñas Villaviciosa


Continuing our route through the resorts inactive in the province of Ourense , returned to the town of Verin . Remember, as stated in the entry spa and bottling Requeixo Villaz that this city is characterized by the large number of springs and the use made of its waters.

Some are still active and others were abandoned long ago. As further check on our trip to the spa mondon , one thing we learned in our visits to these places and the spa concept in this region be had. While we often imagine a spa as a place where relaxing bath full of body and mind, in these areas, the spa is intended as a place attached to a spring whose composition in various minerals, were suitable for the treatment of various diseases related to deficiency in these elements. As an example, high iron concentrations in the waters of mondon make this liquid suitable for the treatment of anemia, illness occurred in the absence of this metal. In the same way that preventoria were abandoned once found a cure for tuberculosis (see entry mountain sanatorium E spun ), spas ceased to be useful when you found a way to manage those minerals artificially healing or medicinal acquiring that water was enough to approach the nearest supermarket.


baths Caldeliñas be considered an advance or approach to the current spa concept, as practiced in the mud baths where the hot springs were used and bicarbonate -sodium, lithia , fluoride, salinity and alkalinity of the spring to cure skin diseases. Also assume that the water is also consumed orally to treat diseases such get gout, bladder stones, etc.
In the ruins that had to be the guest of the resort we found no obvious signs of religious reasons, but we assume that the tower still stands, housing a chapel, and that in all these resorts the religious aspect was so into account as health . Proof of this is the image of the Sacred Heart of Jesus still preserved in the resort of Requeixo or hood and frame that held the image of Santo Tomas de Beto in mondon spa.

currently is scheduled to return to transform and exploit the waters of this spring. The proximity to the town of Verin makes this an attractive place for the stranger who wants to enjoy these waters. A dense pine forest on the other side of the road, gives a slight indication that it was once dominant around the resort, today, a modern building houses bordering the site, highlighting yet again the ancient and noble, banana shade that mark the way to the bathrooms and offices. Some

the signpost images (now in day illegible) and the windows of the structure



Bathrooms

In a room about 50 meters from the main building, the bathrooms and spring. They still retained 4 rafts, bathtubs communicated with each other, and are responsible for collecting water emanating from the depths of the earth. also see another bath at a higher elevation, completely dry, which we imagine to be preparing or implementing curative mud. Whoever has had the privilege of plunging into the icy waters of any river in the area, mean when I say that water flows from the spring of caldeliñas is really hot. Displayed bubbles rhythmically indicate that the source is still alive.








dependencies

A majestic building constructed of large blocks of granite, extending still awesome. A tower crowns the whole. The cover is lacking, but the walls and structure are preserved despite the passage of time, symbol of the strength with which these buildings were designed. In the input can distinguish an illegible sign to tell us the rule use and the place, now in ruins.




Getting

Verín Leaving the hospital, and Laza address, once you run out of town Salgueiro, right in the Fenton to sign population, the left side of the road we can see the whole spa and baths.



Nothing else see this poster, the margin left of the road are the bathrooms

Other details



baths Caldeliñas are included in a route called "Route das Augas ", which includes: the source of the toad, Cabreiroá , Sousas ... Surely one day we have some free hours invested in making this route you will see insurance thirst quenched and of course, the path represented as an entry in this blog.