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The perfect man and perfect woman

After many days out of date (labor and the power to hinder me quite) a while back to show you this joke I read and I thought very good!

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Once, in a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One Christmas Eve, the perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Ford Falcon) on the right path, when they noticed that someone needed roadside assistance. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There was Santa Claus with a big bag of toys. As they did not want this Christmas no child will be disappointed, the perfect match up to Santa and his toys into their vehicle and in no time and were delivering toys.

Unfortunately, weather conditions made the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Sobrvivió only one of them.

Who was the survivor? (See below for the answer)

who survived was the perfect woman. She is the one that existed in the first place. Everyone knows that Santa Claus does not exist and there is no such thing as the perfect man.

Women, stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

Men continue reading.

Then, if there is no perfect man or Father Christmas, that means that the perfect woman had to be driving. This explains why there was an accident.

By the way, if you're a woman reading this, just to illustrate another point: Women never listen.