If ancient Rome had had Internet ... I plugged
work so today instead of an analysis of a program, I'll put a little text that I found humor out there.
The destruction of Pompeii in 79 AD is the most watched video on YouTube. The first comment said ... "Pri!" and the second "wow that is cool that a volcano I love them." work so today instead of an analysis of a program, I'll put a little text that I found humor out there.
Attila the Hun has his own page on MySpace. So far no emails rejection of "Invite your friends."
The email with the subject "Ides of March" sent by the Prophet Julio Cesar, failed to arrive because they will filter into the spam folder.
(Ides of March was the Roman way of indicating one day, in this case the Ides of March is March 15)
The Caesar said "Et tu Brute?" is available as a free download ringtone.
The domain name "gladiator.rome" sells for record sum of 1,000,000 denarii.
todoscontrahadrian.rome owner was forced to surrender the domain name and also parts of their bodies selected by an independent domain tribunal preceded by ... Emperor Hadrian.
"Naked Cleopatra" is the most searched for on Google.
Unfortunately, the Queen of Egypt had early death after misunderstanding a council of systems people to embrace an ASP solution. (Ok this is very nerd, is that Cleopatra died by a snake called aspis, ASP, Aspis)
blogs Hannibal all his journey through the Alps with entries like "Today we lost another elephant, pucha"
Tiber. com opens, initially selling only papyrus and stone tablets, then expanding to include togas, ceramics and kits-you-please do it yourself. Sites like
-lawyers-British slave-bonitos.com pollute the search results thanks to the generous commissions in the affiliate program slaves.rome.uk
Developers Romans complain of projects are canceled and sent to do in Mesopotamia, where programmers are much cheaper.
The Colosseum Colosseum is renamed to Toyota, with free wifi around the restaurant "language lark"
spam volume collapses when the penalty for not allowing a way removed from the list is changed to deliver a virgin daughter to fight the lions in the Colosseum Toyota.
but still continue to receive emails of Brunhild, the lonely Visigoth, and great deals on livers of roosters Gaul.
Nerds wear gowns that read "no place like CXXVII.0.0!" (Bonus points if you understand that)
Finally, Rome burns completely as the Emperor Nero battle online with Hakkar the Soulflayer in World of Warcraft.
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